Christmas Musicals for Church
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Final 15 X: Thank you all for arriving promptly at our secret meeting point for today's briefing. Obviously, you all viewed the message hidden in the candy cane you were delivered earlier today? (Kids agree) (Uh huh, that's right, etc.) E: Commander? As you can see, we had an (pointing at Frankie) . . . unexpected development. X: I think we have all seen that, Agent E. E: (under breath) Commander, Frankie is a friend of mine from school, and I assure you, he is completely trustworthy. X: Agent, this sounds like a conversation that we should have in private, don't you think? L: (has an idea) Commander, I just completed a new gadget that will solve that problem. Let's test out my latest creation: the Super Silent FruitMuffs. Whoever wears them won't be able to hear a thing! X: Well, thank you, Agent L. Are these made of . . . fruitcake? L: Yes, they are. (to Frankie) Here you go. Try these on. (Puts funny fruitcake earmuffs on Frankie who looks straight ahead, as if he can't hear.) E: Commander, he followed us here, so I sort of had to tell him we were undercover. X: (continuing) Agent E! You wouldn't want to compromise our whole season, would you? Christmas Intelligence Kids wouldn't be secret agents if, you know, they weren't secret! FRANKIE: (Raising hand apologetically, trying to get their attention) Excuse me? L: (stepping in, also grinning in a silly way, pretending they are not talking about anything serious.) Just a minute, please. We'll be with you in a moment. E: (back to his conversation) I know, Commander, and I would never do anything to jeopardize the CIK. FRANKIE: (trying again, a little stronger) Excuse me! E: I've done the calculations and there is a 97% probability that Frankie will be a great addition to the CIK. I had to knock off three points for his . . . well . . . slight tendency towards clumsiness. 3 Spies Script.indd 3 3/5/13 11:23 AM