HUR: That is my name.
ANNOUNCER 2: No, we're asking whaaaat's your name?
HUR: (not quite hearing) Lot's my name? No, Lot lived ages ago.
ANNOUNCER 2: I didn't say "Lot's" your name, I said "what's" your
name?
HUR: And I told you.
ANNOUNCER 1: (exasperated) Mr. Aaron, could you please tell us the name
of your teammate so that we can announce it properly?
AARON: Hur.
ANNOUNCER 2: Yes … her, but … isn't she a he? You're not saying, he's
really … she?
AARON: No, I'm saying he's really … "Hur"!
ANNOUNCER 1 & 2: We give up!
ANNOUNCER 1: Well, this is really interesting. While we've been trying to
figure out "him and her" down there, it looks like they're going
to give an intentional walk.
ANNOUNCER 2: Yep … looks like they're going to pass over Moses.
(Kids are chanting, "Moses, Moses, Moses, Moses," Aaron and Hur
lift up Moses' arms really high and he holds his bat straight out.)
PROGRAM VENDOR: Hebrews 11:24 through 26. "Moses had faith. So he
refused to be called the son of Pharoah's daughter. That
happened after he had grown up. He chose to be treated badly
together with the people of God. He chose that instead of
enjoying sin's pleasures for a short time. He suffered shame
because of Christ."
(As we go back to "reality," Miss Sherry is speaking.)
MILLIE: Wait a minute! Did you just say "he suffered shame because of
Christ"? Isn't Moses close to the beginning of the Bible, and
Jesus close to the end?
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