Christmas Musicals for Church
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98 Jumbo: Jambo means hello, but my name is Jumbo Mumbo. Everyone: Ooooooh . . . Patch: Well I'm Captain Patch, and this is my crew—Sissy, Pistol, Precious, and Alberta. Jumbo: Jambo, my new friends! Pistol: Jambo, Mr. Jumbo! Rocky: Enough with the introduc- tions. Where are the vehicles we discussed, Mr. Jumbo? Jumbo: Ahhh! Come with me. I will show you. Pistol: Elephants! Rocky: Elephants?? Precious: Ahoy, matey! Jumbo: I hired a traveling agency of elephants for the journey! Pistol: I've always wanted to ride an elephant! Sissy: Those elephants are jumbo- sized! And look at the itty-bitty baby! Queasy: Step right up! Step right up to the High Flying Traveling Agency! Wheezy: We guarantee a safe and enjoy- able passage, right to the foot of Kilimanjaro! Patch: Ahoy there, mates! Sneezy: Oh no, no. Please don't touch the trunk . . . Queasy: We don't touch! Think of the GERMS! Sneezy: Especially pirates! You never know where pirates have been! Pistol: Why are you called the High- Flying Traveling Agency? Sneezy: Oh, it's a very long and in- volved story . . . Patch: Ok, then. We'll just keep roll- ing . . . Sneezy: (Cuts him off) All right. I'll tell you! My husband and I grew up in a famous traveling circus! Well, you've probably heard of us . . . (in a circus announcer voice) Sneezy, Wheezy, and our little baby Queasy! Sneezy, Queasy, and Wheezy: Ta-da! Patch: Uh, no. I don't believe I've ever heard of you . . . Sneezy: Oh . . . well that's a little bit of a let down, isn't it? Wheezy: We always dreamed about being high-flying circus p . . . p . . . performers! Sneezy: Yes, but we had to quit. I'm sure you can guess why we had to quit. Alberta: Uh . . . your size? Sneezy: Our size? I don't understand. No, no, no, not our size!–Fear! Fear of heights! Everyone: Oh . . . right . . . Patch: Well, what brought you to Africa? Wheezy: Our doctor p . . . p . . . pre- scribed this climate for our allergies. And it has done wonders! Alberta: An elephant with allergies? Sneezy: Oh yes, yes! We have severe al- lergies—assorted fruits, moth balls, pine nuts . . . Wheezy: Flower pollen, small rodents . . . Sneezy: Oh yes. And anything with yel- low dye #4 . . . deadly! Rocky: (Interrupts) Is that all? Sneezy: Uh . . . no. I'm also severely allergic to feathers . . . Sissy: (Worried) Feathers? Queasy: Bird alert, bird alert! Code red! Sneezy: There's a feather lodged in my trunk! Oh, it's ticklish . . . ah, ahhh, aaaachoooo! Everyone: Eww, ugh! Sneezy: Could someone please hand me a tissue? Alberta: More like a towel . . . Pistol: Ooh . . . Did anyone bring an umbrella? Wheezy: I hate to ask this bu . . .bu . . . but is that thing coming with us? For Preview Only