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KNOX: We have someone who's going to talk, Chief … or else.
JANE: Who is this, Knox?
KNOX: This is Lenny, the donkey lender.
DEE: Alright, Lenny, spill it. What was your interaction with Jesus
and His followers?
LENNY: Where am I? Who are you guys?
KNOX: It's top secret. We're top secret! In fact, we're so top secret
we're not even sure we exist!
LENNY: I want to speak with my attorney!
BREE: I think it's time to dial up this interrogation!
LENNY: (frightened) No!
(Knox and Bree pull feathers out of their back pockets and begin to
tickle Lenny's ears. Lenny begins to laugh hysterically.)
KNOX: We'll keep this up until you spill your guts, Lenny!
LENNY: Okay … okay … please stop! I'm gonna wet my pants!
(Knox and Bree stop with the feathers.)
DEE: Tell us what you know.
LENNY: Alright … two of Jesus' followers came by my house and asked
to borrow my donkey and its colt. I asked them what they
needed it for and they said it was for the Lord.
KNOX: (menacingly waving the feather) And then …
LENNY: And then Jesus came riding into Jerusalem on the donkey. The
crowd was shouting, "Hosanna to the Son of David. Blessed is
He who comes in the name of the Lord!" We were all asking,
"Who is this?" And people said it was Jesus, the prophet from
Galilee.
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