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Jeffrey Sandler. We need to remind them of the Fruit of the Spirit
available through the Spirit of God.
GEN. AGAPE: Honeycomb and Jumper, you will run the operation, along with
Freezer Burn and Ironblade.
JUMPER:
That's what I've been trying to tell . . . (Ironblade wanders onstage,
skipping the Identity Portal and barely looking up from his handheld
video game)
Oh, there you are, Ironblade!
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FREEZER
BURN:
(looking around) Where is Ironblade? I thought you said he was
here?
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JUMPER:
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IRONBLADE: (not acknowledging Jumper; walks in and looks around. Turns to
Freezer Burn, accusingly) Hey, you said you were taking me to the
world's biggest arcade?!
(whispering to General Agape) General, Ironblade is completely
removed from reality! The only way I could convince him to come
here was to pretend it was an arcade. It was the first thing that
popped into my head!
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BURN:
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GEN. AGAPE: (after a beat) Freezer Burn, may I have a word with you, privately?
(the two of them walk a little off to the side)
IRONBLADE: Hellooo! Do you all work here? Where do I buy tokens?
(jumping in) Uhm . . . WELCOME to The Fortress of Virtue
. . . ARCADE! If you'll just follow me, I'll show you around.
(Leads a puzzled Ironblade)
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JUMPER:
IRONBLADE: (as Jumper leads him away) Love the costumes, guys.
SERENITY:(incredulous) Whaaat?
LAMBSWOOL: I don't understand! Why is he acting so funny?
GEN. AGAPE: Lambswool, it's worse than we could have imagined. Ironblade
(pauses for effect) seems to have forgotten his superhero identity!
ALL:(gasps) Oh, no! What? How can this happen? etc.
