SHERIFF: (to photographer) What is that contraption you've got on
your shoulder, ma'am?
PHOTOGRAPHER: This, Sheriff is called a "cam-er-a." It captures images
of things.
CURLY: These take actual pictures of folk?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Shore do! I've come in to Incarnation to document your
Christmas celebration. Thank goodness for the train.
Hey, can I get a picture of y'all?
(Curly and the Sheriff strike a dramatic pose.)
PHOTOGRAPHER: Say cheese!
CURLY & SHERIFF: Cheese!
(After the photo, as the photographer exits, Elvin, Mrs.
Sneef, and Jane approach the Sheriff.)
ELVIN: Sheriff, anything about what's happ'nin today bother
you?
SHERIFF: Why would it, Elvin?
MRS. SNEEF: I'm afraid of the criminal element comin' in on the
train. Strangers! Outsiders! Bandits!
JANE: I even hear the Lonesome Stranger is loose!
SHERIFF: Now just hold your horses! The last thing I need are you
three getting all worked up about something that ain't
never gonna happen!
ELVIN: What if it does?
SHERIFF: Don't have time to talk! I got too much goin' on
already! I'm greeting our new School Marm and Choir
Director!
CURLY: She's on this train?
SHERIFF: Shore is! And there she is!
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