(dialog at ms. 27)
CURLY: It's got to be modern! It's got to be new! Something
they've never seen before! Something they'll never
forget!
JANE: How 'bout we do what we did back in 1888 and put
candles all over our Christmas trees?
SHERIFF: Because it burned down half of Incarnation!
DEPUTY: Nobody ever forgets that year!
ELVIN: Hey! I can make a life-size angel outta iron. We can
hang it in the church!
CURLY: With what, anchor chain?!
(dialog at ms. 66)
CURLY: Wait! I've got it!
DEPUTY: What! What's your idea?!
CURLY: It will put us on the map! It'll make history!
JANE: Is it a better idea than when we dressed the cows up as
sheep for the Christmas Eve Service?
CURLY: Of course! That was a disaster!
JANE: Only 'cause of a tiny mistake!
SHERIFF: Tiny? You accidentally dressed up the bulls instead of
the cows, then let 'em loose in the chapel!
JANE: Tell me that wasn't unforgettable!
SONG: "THE BEST ONE YET"
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