SALLY: They don't sound much like desperados, Elvin.
ELVIN: Don't be fooled! Remember the black hats?
COWPOKE 2: Are we in time?
MRS. SNEEF: Fer what? To rob us?!
COWPOKE 3: No! To go to your Christmas Celebration!
(The Sheriff arrives, followed by the photographer who sets
up his camera.)
SHERIFF: Just what in the name of Sam Hill is going on here?
DEPUTY: It may be the Lonesome Stranger's gang, Sheriff! The
posse caught the yellow-bellies trying to sneak into
town!
PHOTOGRAPHER: Say cheese!
GROUP: Cheese!
(All pose in dramatic poses showing how they caught the
dreaded Lonesome Stranger gang. After the photo is
snapped, the photographer tears down the camera and
starts to leave.)
PHOTOGRAPHER: Who wants copies?
(Everybody raises their hands.)
COWPOKE 2: We're not in anybody's gang, Sheriff!
COWPOKE 3: We just came in from the East, because of what we read
in the newspaper.
COWPOKE 2: Well, East Texas, at least. We've traversed afar! Just
wanted to see how Incarnation worships Jesus at
Christmas!
COWPOKE 3: Field and fountain, moor and mountain. Following
yonder star!
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