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LITERALIST: So let me get this straight. Even mosquitoes are good?
MUCK 1: God created them, right?
DANCER: But all they do is fly around and bite people.
MUCK 2: You might feel differently about mosquitoes if you were a hungry bat.
DANCER: Yeah? Well I'm not. And besides, bats are creepy.
YOU KNOW: You know, bat guano is a wonderful natural fertilizer that can help flowers and
other plants grow.
DANCER: Oh. Well, when you put it like that… Wait. What's guano? (YOU KNOW
whispers in DANCER's ear.) Gross!
MUCK 1: That clinches it. I am definitely making a bat!
CATALYST: Great, but maybe hold off on the guano?
MUCK 2: And I want to make a jellyfish.
MUCK 1: Cool. Come help me find some construction paper.
MUCK 1 and 2 start to head off stage to look for supplies.
ARTSY: And can you get us some more ribbons?
YOU KNOW: You know, I could use more straws for my double helix.
ENVIRONMENTALIST: (front and center) Stop the madness! What are we doing here,
people?
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