Christmas Musicals for Church
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SCENE 5 (Deletor and Zappy are in a spotlight stage right, while Stella "inspects" Zita, stage left) DELETOR: (triumphantly) The Intergalactic Bible Database is empty! My plan worked! ZAPPY: And that rad robot is hacking into the system for us without even knowing it! DELETOR: Ehhhhxcellent. I'm sick of that Star Quest J-316 traveling around, sharing their (mocking) "Cyber Bibles." They came to my home planet, M-nezia last year, and everyone loved them. Everybody wanted to know about this God, the one who created the universe. I told them, "Don't worry about who created it. Worry about who's running it!" But they wouldn't listen. That's when I vowed to remove God from their memories. ZAPPY: But . . . what if they find the compromised circuits in the robot's data processors? DELETOR: They won't. (giddy with glee) And now that it's gone, I'm the only one with the codes to restore the database. This is just so much fun. Watch this. The circuits we implanted will make the robot do whatever we want. ( SFX 7–Zita Intercept) (talking into his device) You're a sweet little bird. ZITA: (with hands under armpits, flapping like a bird) Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet! STELLA: (surprised) Oh, my goodness, what's happening? DELETOR: You're a sheep! ZITA: BAAA. STELLA: (getting more alarmed) Zita, what is going on? DELETOR: You're an ancient earth rock star! ZITA: (pantomimes playing guitar) ( SFX 8–Rock Star Guitar) STELLA: Oh, my goodness! DELETOR: You're a pastor! j < 15 k < 16 54 Star Quest For Preview Only