DELETOR: (Satisfied and smug) They have no idea. All we have to do is
finish erasing the Bible from the Bible Database, verse by verse,
so nobody notices! They'll never even know anything's wrong
until long after I've deleted the whole thing!
ZAPPY:
Bah-ril-liant!
DELETOR: Soon the Intergalactic Bible Database will be no more! (Evil
laugh – Muh-hu-wah-ha-ha-haaaa)
ZAPPY:
(giggles and snorts sweetly)
DELETOR:
No. No. No. You can't giggle if you're going to be diabolical.
Villains don't giggle. For heaven's sake. You need to laugh, like
this. (Evil laugh-Muh-hu-wah-ha-ha-haaaa) And then you twirl
your mustache–
ZAPPY:
Ehhh . . . (comes up with idea) permission to twirl my hair?
DELETOR:
Granted.
ZAPPY: (Zappy tries to laugh diabolically and fails)
DELETOR:
No. Let me write it down–you start with the mu-hu, wah-ha-
real low and get a little louder–ugh–we'll work on it. (They exit)
(Captain, Commander, Stella, Boogie and Zita walk onto stage,
looking around a beautiful planet.)(Camryn, Sebastian and Mia
walk onstage)
CAMRYN:
(warmly) Greetings, visitors. I'm Camryn. Welcome to
Harmonia.
CAPTAIN:
Thank you. We are the crew from Star Quest J-316.
MIA: A starship? Wow! Does it fly?
[ music begins to "Of Course the Starship Flies
(Underscore 3)"]
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