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25 6 / 24 CUE PHARISEE ENTRANCE MUSIC
(Enter TOUR GUIDE with sign that says PHARISEES. Sign is upside down.) TOUR GUIDE: Make way for the Pharisees! PHARISEE 1: Think! PHARISEE 2: Grumble, grumble! PHARISEE 3: Judge! PHARISEES: Hmmph! (MORRIS stares at PHARISEES, curious. PHARISEES stare back.) PHARISEE 1: Stranger! PHARISEE 2: Grumble, grumble! PHARISEE 3: Judge! PHARISEES: Hmmph! MORRIS:
(backs away toward THEO) Who ARE they? And what's with the "Grumble grumble, judge, hmmph?"
(PHARISEES approach TOUR GUIDE. They notice sign is upside down.) THEO:
PHARISEE 1: Think…(points to TOUR GUIDE'S sign) CALEB:
They're very grumbly…
PHARISEE 2: Grumble, grumble… (signals to turn sign over) TOUR GUIDE: (turning over sign) Oops! PHARISEE 3:
(shaking head as if disappointed) Judge!
TOUR GUIDE: (looking slightly afraid) Sorry! THEO:
CALEB:
The Pharisees heard Jesus teach, but their hearts weren't open.
They got grumpy because Jesus ate dinner with tax collectors!
PHARISEE 1: Dinner! PHARISEE 2: With sinners! PHARISEE 3: For shame! PHARISEES: Hmmph! MORRIS:
The Pharisees spend lots of time thinking and studying about God's laws.
They're not very nice.
