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CALEB: Where is your shepherd? SHEEP: CALEB: SHEEP: CALEB:
(shrugs) Baaah?
Poor little fella. How are you feeling? (pouts or gives thumbs down) Baaaad.
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Yes, it feels very scary to be lost. CUE PHARISEE ENTRANCE MUSIC
TOUR GUIDE: Here come the Pharisees! PHARISEE 1: Think! PHARISEE 2: Grumble, grumble! PHARISEE 3: Judge! (PHARISEES notice SHEEP.) PHARISEES: STOP!
PHARISEE 1: What is this dirty little animal doing in our nice clean town?
CALEB: He's lost!
PHARISEE 2: Well, he needs to get lost somewhere else! PHARISEE 3: All that fur gives us allergies! (As a group, PHARISEES take out hankies and accidentally sneeze on sheep.) ALL PHARISEES: Achoo! Shoo, sheep! Achoo! SHEEP: CALEB:
(Avoids sneeze.) Blaaaah! (exits) Awww… poor sheep!
PHARISEE 1: (as they march off to exit) Sheep!
PHARISEE 2: Grumble, grumble. PHARISEE 3: Shoo! ALL PHARISEES: Achoo! (PHARISEES exit. MORRIS runs in, out of breath.) CALEB:
Morris! You made it!
THEO: Where are the bulls? MORRIS:
CALEB: MORRIS:
I lost 'em in a china shop. CUE COMPASS S.E. (S.E. TEAM)
Listen! It's that ringing noise again! The compass is pointing somewhere else!
Let me see! (MORRIS takes compass.)
