SCENE 2
SPINNER: It had already been a wigged-out morning, but the day was
only getting started … and a big change was blowin' in the
wind.
JOE: (yawning) Adulation can be so exhausting. I think I need a nap
before lunch.
(Joe beds down on the wagon once again.)
SPINNER: Just then, the big change arrived … in a woody wagon.
SFX: Car Arrives
(A woody wagon loaded with surfboards drives up, filled with
happy surfers.)
HOT DOG: Banzai, beach buddies! We're on our way to Pharaoh's Point
and are in need of sustenance. Ya got any?
SHARON: Unfortunately, we only have fries and shakes.
HOT DOG: Gnarly! We'll take a dozen … each!
ANNETTE: J.D., we hardly have enough food as it is. They'll ruin us!
J.D.: No, they'll help us. I have an idea. (loudly, to Hot Dog) Excuse
me, but, who are you?
HOT DOG: My name's Hot Dog, but my friends call me Hot Dog.
J.D.: Alright, Mr. … Dog. We'd like to offer you a special deal
today. Two dozen fries and shakes in exchange for … (indicates
the sleeping Joe, who snores) giving the dreamer over there a
one-way ride to Pharaoh's Point!
HOT DOG: (thinking hard) Uhmm … Okay. That seems fair. (calling to a
buddy) Hey, Wipe Out! Tie snoozin' boy here on top of the
woody wagon with the other surfboards.
J.D.: (also calling) But first take off his jacket!
HOT DOG: Here ya go, bro. He won't need leather where he's goin'!
(calling) Banzai, mates. Pharaoh's Point or bust!
(music begins to "Scene Change Music")
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