Christmas Musicals for Church
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97 KILIMANJARO SONG: KILIMANJARO INTRO Pistol: Port of Tanga, dead ahead, Captain! Sissy: Tantalizing Tanzania at last! I'm in a tizzy! Patch: Prepare to go ashore, mates! Alberta, have you seen the Professor? Alberta: I believe Professor Rocky Feller is making tea. I built him a self-heating tea kettle powered by solar energy! Rocky: I say, would anyone care for a nice spot of tea. Precious: Ahoy, mate! Rocky: Ahoy, Precious Pirate. What a little treasure! Patch: Precious is our newest little pirate. Just bringing the Jolly Roger into port now, Professor! Rocky: Capitol! I can't tell you how excited I am to go on this quest to locate the lost throne of Solomon! Patch: Well, Professor, we're honored that you asked us to join you! Rocky: This journey could lead us to one of the greatest archeologi- cal finds in history! Alberta: Finding the throne of Solomon would be a historic moment of epic proportion and a won- derful addition to the British Museum! Rocky: And the map leads us right to Mount Kilimanjaro! Alberta: Did you know that Mount Kilimanjaro is the highest freestanding mountain in the world? Nineteen thousand, three hundred and forty-one feet tall and complete with snowy, white-capped peaks! Precious: Sooo pretty! Pistol: I can't wait to see it! Sissy: Professor, how did you find such a special map? Rocky: Well, uh, my dear bird . . . uh, it –uh simply –uh . . . fell out of an old book while I was researching for Solomon's throne at the Cambridge library. Sissy: Hmmm . . . that seems awfully strange that such a valuable map would just be lying around… Rocky: (Nervously interrupts) Would you look at that! Here we are! Patch: Lower the gangplank and grab your backpacks! It's time to find our land legs. Pistol: Mount Kilimanjaro! Here we come! Alberta: I could sure use some solid ground! Rocky: Right-o, my dear girl. Sea travel always gives me the col- lywobbles. Rocky: My dear captain, I took the liberty of arranging transpor- tation for the crew. I do hope you don't mind. Patch: Why thank you, Professor. What kind of transportation? Jumbo: Hakuna Matata, my friends! Rocky: Good day, my fine fellow! Jumbo, is it? Jumbo: Jumbo. Jambo! Rocky: Oh, of course. My apologies, Mr. Jambo. Jumbo: No, Jumbo. Pistol: Jumbo? Jumbo: Jambo! Rocky: Jambo? Jumbo: Jumbo! Alberta: Jumbo? Jumbo: Jambo! Rocky: Jambo? (Exasperated sputters) I say! This is beastly! What is going on? by Rebecca Yager, Ron Hamilton, Megan Hamilton, and Adam Morgan For Preview Only