! BERNIE: For somebody like you, they offer anything and everything.
CLAUDE: All the happiness your money can buy! GIORGIO:
CLAUDE: BERNIE:
Oh, I believe it.
Well here we are, my young circus friend. Just hand me that wallet of yours and I'll pay the proper admission. You should feel right at home here, it's called Circus, Circus, Circus, Circus. (to the doorman) Ah, my friend Diablo, I have another sucker … I mean …
GIORGIO: BERNIE:
(helpfully interrupting) Clown.
Yes, yes … a clown, fresh from the real circus. I think you have just what he's looking for.
(As Bernie is talking Claude takes money out of his wallet.) (music begins to "Life's A Circus")
CLAUDE: BERNIE:
Here's your wallet. (Claude starts walking away. The doorman/bouncer hands Bernie some money as well.) Come on Bernie, let's get outta here.
I'm coming, Claude. Have a good time! SONG: "LIFE'S A CIRCUS"
That sounds like the circus where I grew up. We were all about putting smiles on people's faces. You won't believe this, but I'm actually a clown.
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