New Christmas Musicals

The Noel Critter Motel by Cabaniss & Schram

Christmas Musicals for Church

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37 45943 [writing on her scroll] Got it. Cow and chicks…magic tricks…unlimited buffet. Incredible! But how will you top that to keep people coming back? David Copperfield. We're in negotiations. Who? He's a Shepherd from Jerusalem who makes elephants disappear. Oooh! Ahhh! Well, I'm actually here in Bethlehem because of the commotion due to the census. And through my research, I interviewed some prophets, and it looks as if the long-awaited Messiah might be born soon in Bethlehem. In this little one-camel town? You can't be serious. Oh, I'm as serious as Caesar and his census. Hmmm…can you say that again, but faster? Not gonna push my luck. [hopefully] Yes, we've all heard the Messiah will come. And some prophets have said he will come into the world as a baby. [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! All this talk of a Messiah. You must get beyond such foolish notions. It's not going to happen now or ever. But what about the prophecies? And the promises? Forget it. That's poppycock and nonsense. [still taking notes] How…How do you spell that? Never mind. If you want to be a great reporter, Miss Annie Lamb, the first thing you must do is to stick to the facts. And the facts in this case are bleak. I only dwell in hard evidence. ANNIE: CECIL: ANNIE: DOVIE: CHOIR: ANNIE: MAJOR MOO: ANNIE: MAJOR MOO: ANNIE: DOVIE: LACEY: MAJOR MOO: ANNIE: CECIL: MAJOR MOO: ANNIE: MAJOR MOO: For Preview Only

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